A gay statistic that could save the planet.Apparently 33% of women in London want to be a lesbian - and personally I'd like to see that figure reach 66% in two years. It would lead to less fights in clubs, and less pregnancies, which would help the overcrowding problem we have in the Capital. I mean, we're packed in enough as it is, so where are we going to put all these new people?Think about it. Some people have three or four kids. Say they've got three bothers and sisters. One's infertile, so that leaves two that have three or four kids of their own. That's 9-12 kids. But they don't have 9-12 grandparents, do they? They'll have four tops. So that's 5-8 new people, net, to accommodate. Lesbianism would help this problem. Think about it.So, if a same-sex friend finds you more attractive after you pass on these stories to them (and they will), be open to sexual advances. Think of it as eco-sex or responsible green sex. Or Kyoto sex, because gay sex means less people means less cars, less pollution, less emissions.Men: if there's a picture of you like this in the family album, then don't fight it. Do your bit for the planet!!!
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wohhhhhhhhhhhh man...........doin a bit for d pplanet or toooooo much.............now dis is sumthin i wuld like 2 comment on...........its a hilarious topic but at d same time challenging dats wat i think!!!!!!!! n an eco friendly kinda thingi ..................good goin ketan kp posting such kinda topics whch mks us go wondering bout it...............three cheers to u........
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